Humorous Wedding Speech Given by a Friend from Work :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

farcical Wedding Speech Given by a Friend from lopLadies and gentle custody, thank you. And, on behalf of the bridesmaids, Id like to thank Anthony for his loving words. I certainly agree that they did a great job today. And as for the rest of his speech, I always knew hed be troublesome to follow but I didnt expect an unintelligible, mumbled noise. Oh well, it only goes to visualise that just when you think you k presently someone well, they go and surprise you. exclusively in fact, I havent known Anthony for all that long. Anthony and I actually met about six years ago when we were working for the alike(p) company. In fact, its rather amazing that we have become such(prenominal) good friends, given the relatively few occasions back past that he actually bothered to turn up to work at all. But good friends or not, I do have a theory as to why hes chosen me to be his best man and not one of his older friends. If you ask me, its because he didnt want a best man whod be able t o tell you about all the embarrassing mishaps and misdemeanors of his youth. bid the time, aged 15, that he was invited round to have tea with his first young ladys parents and managed to walk dog poo across their new living path carpet. I always thought that pale cream was an impractical tinge for carpet. And, after that, afternoon, so did Sarah Baileys parents. And unfortunately for Anthony, Sarah herself found him to be a rather impractical boyfriend. And so that was the end of that. And Im surely his choice of best man was similarly influenced by a need to keep under wraps the post-A-level pub crawl that led to him spending a night in the cells after vomiting off a bridgework onto the bonnet of a passing police car. Anthony, I hope you now see that it was never going to be that easy which brings me onto your stag night. Now, the men in the room will be aware of what goes on at a stag do and Anthonys was certainly no different. We did all the unwashed things museums, a cream tea, a classical concert and a tour to the theatre were not amongst them. But considering there were 12 lads hell-bent on giving him a night hed never lay to rest - but probably rather would forget if theyd got their way I think I did a pretty good job of feeling after him.